MISSING

Who: Sarah Fingerer

Last known sighting: Girls Bible Study Monday December 11th

Presumed to be: Stolen by Brazilian chicken farmers

May be located: By the statue of the goat. It's one of her favorite hang outs.



Seriously if you can see this from Brazil...Or if they have electricity.

DON'T get married in Brazil! We miss you! I miss you! Come back! P.S. Thanks for letting us know your safe!

Seriously Netu...She can't get married there...send her back! You have to learn English and move here. We can't take a 78 hour bus ride with chickens...

Hope you're having fun! LOL... good clean fun!

But seriously...come back... unmarried!